The Mighty S.S.213

If there is one thing that can be said about the thrash metal band, SLAYER, it would definitely have to be that they have the most loyal fan base on the planet! Their fans live and breathe ‘All Things Slayer’! The nefarious lyrics, combined with a duet of growling guitars mixed with the bands overall presence have been known to produce mosh pits that are colossal in size and notorious throughout the world for being extremely brutal! Despite their slightly sacrilegious stage theatrics, SLAYER is far from being the satanic devil worshipers which they have been labeled.

14642203_118322395306348_6986258131395624852_nBy the same token, not all Slayer fans are the homicidal maniacs one might envision, either. Many are ordinary, hard-working people who simply share an extreme love for the band. Some have even formed groups on various social media sites such as Facebook, for the sole purpose of paying homage to the band. One of these online groups is known as The S.S.213. The abbreviated letters specify that the members have loyally proclaimed themselves to be ‘Slaytanic Soldiers’ and the number 213’ refers to a favored SLAYER song regarding the apartment number which Jeffery Dahmer reportedly committed a large portion of his cannibalistic murders.

16144239_2027068480853569_2018544414_nTo some, the members of the S.S.213 might brandish a slightly harsher exterior, and could appear to be somewhat frightening in nature. Their mere presence could perhaps be a bit ominus, especially to those unfamiliar with the heavy metal lifestyle. Some would probably not think twice before hurrying down the opposite side of the street, to get away from these “rough-looking” characters. However, looks are very deceiving because this assumption could not be more wrong. In reality, the members of the S.S.213 are some of the kindest, friendliest, most generous and well-mannered people, that one could only dream of having the chance to meet. The members try to get together as often as possible by holding rallies that are usually centered around up and coming SLAYER shows . This select group maintains a maximum capacity of only 213 members, each one unique in his/her own right. Although these fans may appear quite small in numbers, this crew is most definitely larger than life! The founding members, Eric Webb, Brendan ‘Blue’ Garcia, Ed Berg, Michael ‘Mud Pig’ Moreno, Larry Haynes and Miss Brandy Schwertner-Gutierrez had initially met online, through one commonality shared between them all; their love of SLAYER.

14702453_1972113423015742_4775494580452047039_n2Eric Webb:I didn’t want to be in FSG anymore but their first and only rally was coming up in California. I knew my time was coming to an end, but since the trip had already been bought and paid for, I decided that I was quitting the FSG after the rally which I did as soon as I got back. I contacted Blue, Ed, Mud Pig, Brandy and Mike and made them my admins.”

blueBlue: “At first, we were in another group and they started talking a bunch of shit about Tom Araya and his wife, Sandra. So we quit and started our own thing. It’s grown from the few original members to 213 of the coolest people I’ve ever met. That’s why we call it the ‘Family’! ”


Ed Berg:Originally, we were all members in a different Slayer fan club/support group, but because the group was putting Slayer down and talking bad about front man, Tom Araya and his wife Sandra, I quit the group. Eventually I ended up meeting Blue and Eric. We got together and decided to start our own group. Low and behold, here we are! ”

And here is where they shall remain!

14102381_1200164310043932_6326473192348064484_nThe S.S. 213 openly welcomes people of all race, color, creed, religion, having absolutely zero tolerance for anyone displaying any forms of prejudice opinions, whatsoever. The administrators are very selective, as well they should be! They have worked very hard to maintain a collective persona which represents the group, as a whole. Not to mention, memebers in this group have developed personal relationships with the entire Araya family. The process of choosing a new member begins when the prospective follower sends in a request to join the group. The admins then scroll through the person’s Facebook page looking for certain characteristics and criteria which helps them to make.a final decision. Then, the admins openly vote on the individuals’ entry into the 213.

14797329_1974666032760481_1753206985_nThere are of course, guidelines by which the members are expected to adhere. First and foremost, the members must treat each other with the utmost respect. This includes not only the band, to whom they glorify, but other members and the admins as well. The other prerequisite for admission, is simply to possess an undying love for the band; SLAYER.

fb_img_1477969577190-1.jpgMembers of the 213 hail from all over the world, starting at the Northern most upper regions of Canada, extending into the European countries such as Sweden, Norway, Germany, Belgium, Italy, down into the United Kingdom, and as far down as the Southern-most continent of Australia, where the 3 members are affectionately known as the Aussie Posse. The SS 213 reach extends across the Atlantic to up into South America into Brazil and Panama, then finally making its way into the United States!!

14695346_1070981413021713_6270151162715754465_nSo what exactly is it about the S.S.23 that makes this group so special? When the group originally began, they were an internet-based fan club, via Facebook. Since they have expanded, there have been lifelong friendships forged, relationships established, engagements and even a wedding among some of the 213 members!

fb_img_1477610465136.jpgAlong with the camaraderie and their love of SLAYER, the group rallies are the definitely the highlight of being a member! They are really quite special and most definitely something to experience first-hand! Current members,  their significant others, children, other family members and beyond are invited to meet up at a specified rendezvous point usually chosen in accordance with an up and coming SLAYER show.

14523126_1850541788498813_1469128782775959224_nA tremendous amount of preparation goes into planning a rally! Members spend months planning the trip, correlating itinerary, making hotel reservations, booking flights, buses or train rides, etc. All of this is done in order to plan the perfect trip, to see the perfect show, with 213 of the closest SLAYER fans around! Perhaps it would be best described as a ‘memorable moment in life that you couldn’t understand unless you have actually experienced it’.



The hardest part of the rally is when it comes to an end. As tears, hugs and handshakes must suffice to say goodbye until next time, the memories that are made will be treasured for a lifetime. Speaking as one who has experienced a rally firsthand, I can honestly say that my life will never be the same. For I am also a proud member of The Mighty S.S. 213!


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